Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Dreams RUINED


FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

For reasons I will never know, my stereo, more specifically the CASSETTE DECK, is completely fucked.

I don't know how to fix it. I took the thing apart and well, guess what? You can't see the cassette deck what with all the circuit boards in the way. It's a nice complicated mess of wires and things I shouldn't touch. I can't even name the parts that aren't working. Just look:


Now, nothing there looks out of place. It's like one of those newspaper games where you have to find 6 minute differences in two badly drawn pictures. Those three things in the middle of the picture, they shouldn't be up that high unless I am playing a tape. When it is stopped, and especially when it's open, they should drop down so you can, you know, put a tape in. So as of now I can't close the tape door if there is a tape in it. Is there like a broken spring or something? How do I fix this?

Fuck, just don't fix it. I need to go around to pawn shops and find another receiver that has a cassette deck.

SHIT EATER!

5 comments:

christy said...

chad! this post makes me so sad. i feel bad for laughing at you calling it a shit eater. but i did. i laughed. i'm sorry, though.

Captain Rocket said...

I suppose SHIT BOX would have been more appropriate. My heart broke a little today, though, so I laugh to keep from crying.

christy said...

i can imagine it's EXTRA lame considering you were in definite mixtape mode. i'd offer you a hug, but i don't think you'd feel it.

rudesmurf said...

I can come over and poo on it! My poo has healing powers and since it is a shit eater it would eat my poo and heal itself.

Captain Rocket said...

I like your science.